Harper Follansbee
Which of the following eighteen random facts about Mr. Follansbee are true?
1. Mr. Follansbee does somersaults at the end of each of his classes on Fridays if one of his students in that particular class remembers to ask him.
2. Mr. Follansbee is a Yankees fanatic.
3. He graduated from high school before Mr. Krugman was born.
4. After graduating from college, Mr. Follansbee lived on a goat farm in China, Maine, where he split firewood and butchered chickens.
5. Mr. Follansbee no longer eats chicken.
6. He has been known to growl at his students.
7. With one of his sons, Mr. Follansbee spread twenty-four cubic yards of bark mulch on his property this summer.
8. Mr. Follansbee is really just a figment of Mr. Levine's imagination.
9. David Stackhouse, one of his former students, appeared on The David Letterman Show. Dressed in a t-shirt and a pair of jeans, he got into a dryer, and while the dryer was running, David took off the t-shirt, which wasn't even wet to begin with, and got out of the dryer unharmed. (Do NOT try this at home.)
10. A town in West Virginia is named after Mr. Follansbee's family.
11. Mr. Follansbee's uncle coached George Bush, The Elder, in baseball at Phillips Academy, and was invited to the White House during his presidency.
12. This will be Mr. Follansbee's fiftieth year in teaching.
13. This will be Mr. Follansbee's twentieth year in teaching.
14. Mr. Follansbee's favorite dish is warm hobo soup poured over cold Spam-in-a-can.
15. Mr. Follansbee's children range in age from six to thirty-three.
16. His dog is a sheltie named Fiona.
17. Mr. Follansbee once worked as a gardener for Harvard University.
18. Mr. Follansbee is an excellent marksman.
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