Our Incredibly Talented Staff
Dimitri Adamidis & Catalina Salazar, Our Superbly Nimble Editors of Awkwardness
Brandon Best, Our Amazingly Modest & Highly Articulate Sports Editor
Nat Bedford, Our Startlingly Jocular Editor Responsible for Interjections and All Other Emotional Outbursts
Erin Casey, Our Grandiloquent Editor of Hoppin’ Poppin’ Exclamation Marks!
Anna Cook, Our Fabulously Astute & Extremely Precise Editor in Charge of Scissors
Sarah Goldman & Lindsey Bailey, Our Tremendously Adroit Editors in Charge of Spell-Checking Misspellings & Jumpin’ Jellybeans
Cayla Hatton & Paula Hagopian, Our Gregariously Glorious Editors of Small Farms Farming & Salt, Pepper, & Paprika Shaker Shaking
Alex Roth, Our Unassumingly Outspoken Editor of Estudiantes Brilliantes
Chris Wiseman, Our Brilliant & Subtly Whimsical Editor in Charge of Paper